That is a good write up - although my favorite was: "...it’ll still gladly put a couple tires in the rough, a point of differentiation from the wannabe swamp rats in the Montessori school parking lot." Probably cause I went above that target price and got the full-on package... And I park in the exact lot described on a regular basis.
3.2 V6; Cherry Red; 17" Black Wheels; Black Interior; Ventilated Cow Seat; Trailer Tow Grp; Cold WX Grp; Tech Grp; Safety Grp; Comfort Grp; Pano Sunroof; Uconnect 8.4AN; 9x Speakers; and a Partridge in a Pear Tree!
Added: RRO Step-Rails; Rage Crossbars; Rage Stingray low profile roof cargo basket
Planned: Brush Guard w/ Winch (if I can de-conflict tech & airbags)